Man Card (Man Hands Book 2) by Sarina Bowen & Tanya Eby

Author:Sarina Bowen & Tanya Eby [Bowen, Sarina]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781942444510
Publisher: Rennie Road Books
Published: 2018-01-14T18:30:00+00:00

Ash

This has been one of the strangest days in my life. I should probably turn in and just go to sleep, but I’m a little drunk, a lot relaxed, and the night has turned into a regular slumber party, with Bramly capturing everything in photos.

I don’t know how that part got started, but sometime after our facials Bramly gets out his giant camera and starts snapping away. We’re laughing at first, and then Sadie bursts into tears.

Too many beers, I think at first, but then she says in one long, impressive, operatic breath, “I don’t like the way I look in pictures. Decker is right! I’m fat and squishy and I have cow boobs and lines where there shouldn’t be lines and I found a gray pubic hair…a gray one! And once you go gray there’s no hope and I need to leave my husband, but I don’t want to die with my girls probably off to Europe or somewhere exotic like Cincinnati and I’ll be all alone, dying, in a studio apartment with nothing but canned peaches and gray pubic hair.”

We all just process that for a minute, then Bramly says, “Sadie, you are one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever met and if I didn’t prefer dick I would totally try to get you in bed.”

“Really?” she asks, her voice tiny and hopeful.

He nods. “I would be all over you. In fact, come here.” He takes her by the hand and leads her away.

They’ve been gone for at least fifteen minutes and I’m starting to wonder if Sadie might’ve convinced him to take her for a test ride, so Brynn, Braht and me sneak down the hallway to investigate.

I say sneak, but that’s relative. Braht and I are quiet the only way drunks can be, which is really loud, but whispering. And Brynn, though perfectly sober, keeps talking about how her sea bands aren’t fucking working and so she peels off to go puke.

Braht and I slink around the corner and see Sadie on that velvet couch, that same velvet couch where Braht took those amazing pictures. She’s wearing only her bra and panties, and the look she’s giving the camera, or maybe Bramly, is so sensual that I think I get pregnant just by looking at her.

She is gorgeous. I mean, she’s beyond Earth Mother. She’s a fucking goddess. And I get a little teary because this is the first time in a long while I’ve seen her smile and really own it that.

“Holy…” Braht says, and I feel a little twinge because I want him to have that reaction when he’s looking at me. Against my better judgment I hear myself call out, “Me next!”

And Braht adds, “Then I get to be in the pictures with you.”

I shush him to be quiet, but it’s too late. Everyone has heard us. Even Brynn. And she’s still in the bathroom making coughing noises.

“Isssookay. I’m a done here,” Sadie says. “I think I should get dressed and drive home.

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